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I give in to sin...

By Vertical Frankenstein (Sun Feb 10, 2008 at 05:17:25 PM EST) (all tags)

...because I like to practice what I preach.

Girl, interviews, hentai, drug induced nightmares.

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And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson

By Vertical Frankenstein (Wed Jan 30, 2008 at 08:46:06 AM EST) girls are cool, mrs robinson, job interview (all tags)

Girl, job, stuff.

Now with 50% more sperm taps

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Breaking up the monotony

By Vertical Frankenstein (Sun Jan 13, 2008 at 02:26:28 PM EST) (all tags)

Work, female biological unit, election 2008, Islam.

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It just crunches, but not really

By Vertical Frankenstein (Sun Jan 06, 2008 at 08:40:33 PM EST) (all tags)

Movin' on down.

Also, a poll: number of cities you've lived in?

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ATTN JAVA INFIDELS

By Vertical Frankenstein (Mon Dec 17, 2007 at 03:46:05 PM EST) java, ide, mac (all tags)

I'm doing Java Servlet coding and need a Mac Java IDE.

Recommendations?

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Dam

By Vertical Frankenstein (Wed Oct 31, 2007 at 10:42:05 AM EST) dam, damn dam, iraq, freedom (all tags)

What do you get when you combine Iraq and New Orleans?

This:

the possibility of a catastrophic failure of the Mosul Dam has alarmed American officials, who have concluded that it could lead to as many as 500,000 civilian deaths by drowning Mosul under 65 feet of water and parts of Baghdad under 15 feet

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ATTN SF BAY INFIDELS

By Vertical Frankenstein (Mon Jul 30, 2007 at 08:17:37 PM EST) san francisco, food (all tags)

I will be in your fair locale the week of August 5th and need recommendations on eating and touristy stuff.

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Christian children, meek and mild

By Vertical Frankenstein (Sat Jun 23, 2007 at 03:42:07 PM EST) Christianity, religion, child abuse (all tags)

At eight years old I found myself standing in my back yard doubled over after vomiting the dinner I had eaten only hours earlier.

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Redemption in the wilderness

By Vertical Frankenstein (Thu Nov 16, 2006 at 09:38:44 PM EST) jesusland, raleigh, travel, ymca, savages, redemption, coming in out of the wilderness (all tags)

Traveling to Jesusland, dropping the soap at the YMCA, and getting fired before the holidays.

Quote of the week:

"We all believe in redemption," said the rogue senator. "Thank God." -- John McCain (R-AZ)

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She said knowingly

By Vertical Frankenstein (Fri Oct 27, 2006 at 12:04:17 PM EST) Apple, MacBook, Work, Cars, Raleigh, NC (all tags)

Apple, car, work.

Visit to Raleigh.

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-	Leg of hammisink with a side of mallow'd tarts and sweet victory.	9%
-	Humble Pie filled with the cream of a thousand young men, eager to please.	11%
-	I found this saying on the bottom of my glass but when I went to finish it, the words swirled into my stomach and now I'm feeling sick. I think I'm going to vomit verbs.	23%
-	Mr. Pchunk was neither old nor young, but the one thing he did have going for him was his random apple sample, which he sold on the corner for money dollars.	7%
-	Confusion is the worst state to be in outside of Texas.	26%
-	If I found a lost lamb I would pet it, direct it, then slaughter it and dance in the entrails. Well.. either that or I dress it up like Rainbow Brite and take it to ALL the conventions.	21%

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