I got my tongue, I got my chin
I got my neck, I got my boobies
I got my heart, I got my soul
I got my back, I got my sex
...
I've got life, I'm gonna keep it

Apologies to Ms. Simone.

God I've meant to post one of these like 100 times.  School, job, Indians, water, stalking--it's all inside.  Let the fast-forward life-recap begin!

Please to be telling me what this game is.  If that doesn't trigger your memory then watch this video (3/4 of the way in).

I've played the game before but can't remember the name.

...since 1997.

Since Friday, my electricity has gone off and then right back on about two dozen times (yes, ~24). This is like the beeping house problem... but worse because my electronic stuff keeps getting turned off!  More info inside.

Eat like Jesus, go to Heaven^TM.  Also, a few reasons why Creation Science fails it.  And now for my HGTV weekend, after these commercials for Home Depot (dessert poll inside!).

mmm my ding ding dong.

"My love for the cock does not threaten my masculinity."

That made me laugh a little too long and hard.

From The New Yorker:

The President has signed a series of findings and executive orders authorizing secret commando groups and other Special Forces units to conduct covert operations against suspected terrorist targets in as many as ten nations in the Middle East and South Asia.

The President’s decision enables Rumsfeld to run the operations off the books—free from legal restrictions imposed on the C.I.A.

In my interviews, I was repeatedly told that the next strategic target was Iran.

I sure hope this Hersh guy is a crackpot, sensationalistic reporter.  If not, then the next logical question is "WTF!!111"

Today was going just fine, until about an hour ago.  I went to log into my account with GoDaddy and couldn't log in.  Whatever, I'll just log into the email account associated with my domains and get my password.  Um, why isn't that working either?

There are only 25 days until Christmas.

Poll.